There’s truly is no other place to quenche your movie review thirst.
(Every) Monday we go and watch a movie that gets chosen for us. Since the public transport ride back isn't especially interesting we rate the movie for you. Enjoy:
In the dense, unforgiving jungles of Haiti, four soldiers lay in wait. Their hearts pounded in their chests as they prepared for an imminent attack. Checking their magazines of their gold ak-47 one final time. The rustling of leaves, the hushed voices, the sudden movement in the undergrowth – all …
**FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE** ** Beretta Holding S.A. Addresses the Portrayal in “White Bird”** Beretta Holding S.A., a company with a storied legacy in precision firearms manufacturing, wishes to address its portrayal in the recent cinematic release, “White Bird.” While we recognize the importance of artistic expression and commend the film …
**Petrus:** Michael Mohan, your film “Immaculate” has reached the gates of Heaven, and I must say, it has caused quite a stir. **Michael Mohan (Director):** I’m honored that it’s been noticed up here, Petrus. I aimed to capture the essence of psychological horror within the confines of a convent. **Petrus:** …
*An Ode to One-Time Usable Plastic Bags* — **Act I: The Gallery of Gilded Guile** In this celluloid cathedral, where chiaroscuro cavorts with clandestine commerce, we find our protagonist, **Patrice** (played by the ineffable **Uma Thurman**), swathed in existential ennui. Her eyes—two opalescent orbs—dart like startled starlings across the gallery …
The fellas were sitting in a train by MVV and DB that was on time, started on the correct Plattform and wheelchair accessible. They realised it had to be a dream. They wrote the following review: “Dream Scenario” stands as a testament to the power of original storytelling and the …
The fellas got lost in a luxury hotel and heart a shocking report from a Christian chamber maid who told them the following: Drive-Away Dolls (also known as Drive-Away Dykes) is the latest film from Ethan Coen, who co-wrote the script with his wife Tricia Cooke. The film stars Margaret …
After looking in the mirror and seeing to pale faces the fellas said to each other: It’s time to make a change. They went on a trip on buying a new solarium. They went to the solarium store and looked at their options. Careful and calculated as they are, they …
The fellas went on a hike and during a tea break met a nomad. He told us an astonishing story. Here’s what he said: The Persian Version is a film that tells the story of a young woman who is torn between her Iranian roots and her American dreams. She …
Esta película, ambientada en el contexto de un México sudamericano, nos invita a un mundo vívidamente reimaginado que entrelaza la belleza de paisajes salvajes con la profundidad de la emoción humana. La narrativa visual de la película es un testimonio de la geografía única de su entorno, con ángulos de …
We watched the movie Jules yesterday and we really enjoyed it. It was a heartwarming story about an old man who finds a new friend in an alien who crashes in his backyard. The alien, Jules, is very cute and funny. He can read minds and make things happen with …