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(Every) Monday we go and watch a movie that gets chosen for us. Since the public transport ride back isn't especially interesting we rate the movie for you. Enjoy:
Elizabeth: Hey Gracy, just watched โMay-Decemberโ. They really tried to capture the essence of your journey. Gracy: Did they, though? I mean, they made me look soโฆ not me. Iโm way hotter than that, and my body? Come on, itโs amazing. Elizabeth: I hear you. But the film does tackle …
The state sponsored hacking group fellas made an earth shattering discovery. While they were on the lookout for the next highly anticipated review they accidentally hacked the pc of Meg Ryan. They discovered a dark and shocking secret and dozens of unpaid plastic surgery bills. Her new movie was entirely …
**Incident Report: Review of “The Fall Guy”** *Reported by: Constable Fella, Sydney Harbour Coast Guard* — **Date of Incident(s):** April 29, 2024 **Location:** Sydney Harbour and Surrounding Maritime Areas — **Positive Infractions:** 1. **Stunt Execution Excellence:** The film crew of “The Fall Guy” demonstrated exceptional skill in stunt performance, adhering …
In the dense, unforgiving jungles of Haiti, four soldiers lay in wait. Their hearts pounded in their chests as they prepared for an imminent attack. Checking their magazines of their gold ak-47 one final time. The rustling of leaves, the hushed voices, the sudden movement in the undergrowth – all …
**FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE** ** Beretta Holding S.A. Addresses the Portrayal in “White Bird”** Beretta Holding S.A., a company with a storied legacy in precision firearms manufacturing, wishes to address its portrayal in the recent cinematic release, “White Bird.” While we recognize the importance of artistic expression and commend the film …
**Petrus:** Michael Mohan, your film “Immaculate” has reached the gates of Heaven, and I must say, it has caused quite a stir. **Michael Mohan (Director):** I’m honored that it’s been noticed up here, Petrus. I aimed to capture the essence of psychological horror within the confines of a convent. **Petrus:** …
*An Ode to One-Time Usable Plastic Bags* — **Act I: The Gallery of Gilded Guile** In this celluloid cathedral, where chiaroscuro cavorts with clandestine commerce, we find our protagonist, **Patrice** (played by the ineffable **Uma Thurman**), swathed in existential ennui. Her eyesโtwo opalescent orbsโdart like startled starlings across the gallery …
The fellas were sitting in a train by MVV and DB that was on time, started on the correct Plattform and wheelchair accessible. They realised it had to be a dream. They wrote the following review: “Dream Scenario” stands as a testament to the power of original storytelling and the …
The fellas got lost in a luxury hotel and heart a shocking report from a Christian chamber maid who told them the following: Drive-Away Dolls (also known as Drive-Away Dykes) is the latest film from Ethan Coen, who co-wrote the script with his wife Tricia Cooke. The film stars Margaret …
After looking in the mirror and seeing to pale faces the fellas said to each other: Itโs time to make a change. They went on a trip on buying a new solarium. They went to the solarium store and looked at their options. Careful and calculated as they are, they …