The Fall Guy 🤕🩼❤️

**Incident Report: Review of “The Fall Guy”**

*Reported by: Constable Fella, Sydney Harbour Coast Guard*

**Date of Incident(s):** April 29, 2024

**Location:** Sydney Harbour and Surrounding Maritime Areas

**Positive Infractions:**

1. **Stunt Execution Excellence:** The film crew of “The Fall Guy” demonstrated exceptional skill in stunt performance, adhering to the highest standards of the Stunt Performers Code. This allowed for a spectacular display of talent, showcasing the artistry behind the scenes.

2. **Educational Value:** The film provided an insightful behind-the-scenes look into the world of stunt performers, using industry-specific terminology that enhances the viewer’s understanding. This serves as an educational piece for aspiring stunt artists.

3. **Innovative Filmmaking:** The conclusion of the film was crafted during the production process, reflecting a real-time inspiration that is commendable for its creativity and spontaneity.

4. **Exemplary Stunt Work:** The over-the-top stunts were a highlight, pushing the boundaries of action cinema and providing an adrenaline-fueled experience for the audience.

**Negative Infractions:**

1. **Predictable Outcome:** The film’s ending was foreseeable and lacked the element of surprise. A deviation from the expected “good ending” could have provided a more impactful and thought-provoking conclusion.

2. **Plot Immunity:** Characters displayed an unrealistic level of invulnerability during action sequences, undermining the authenticity of the depicted dangers.

3. **Environmental Concerns:** The production did not meet the criteria for a green production, primarily due to the use of gasoline in explosions, which is in violation of the Sustainable Filmmaking Act of 2023.

**Fines & Penalties:**

– For the positive infractions, the film is awarded commendations for its contribution to the stunt performance industry and its innovative approach to filmmaking.

– For the negative infractions, the film is fined a total of:

   – **Predictability Tax:** $5,000

   – **Plot Immunity Fine:** $3,000

   – **Environmental Restoration Levy:** $50,000

**Total Fines for plot: $58,000**

Additional Infractions:

  • Unlicensed Operation of a Vessel:
  • Violation: Driving a boat without a valid maritime license.
  • Law Cited: Maritime Safety Act 2022, Section 8(1)(a).
  • Fine: $2,000
  • Operation While Restrained:
  • Violation: Driving while handcuffed, compromising the safety of maritime navigation.
  • Law Cited: Maritime Conduct Regulation 2023, Article 14(3).
  • Fine: $3,500
  • Discharge of Firearms from a Vessel:
  • Violation: Firing a weapon from a vessel within harbour limits.
  • Law Cited: Sydney Harbour Safety Ordinance 2021, Clause 5(2)(b).
  • Fine: $7,000
  • Reckless Endangerment and Environmental Damage:
  • Violation: Jumping a boat into a large quantity of gasoline and causing an explosion.
  • Law Cited: Environmental Protection and Maritime Safety Act 2024, Section 12(4).
  • Fine: $100,000

Total Additional Fines: $112,500

**Total Fines: 170,500**

**Conclusion:**

“The Fall Guy” is a film that celebrates the unsung heroes of the film industry, the stunt performers. While it excels in action and educational value, it falls short in unpredictability and environmental responsibility. The fines imposed reflect the areas where the film could improve, but the commendations acknowledge its strengths. Overall, “The Fall Guy” is a thrilling ride that brings much-deserved attention to the daredevils behind the camera.

*Report filed by Constable Fella, Sydney Harbour Coast Guard.*

9/10

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