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Hey, maggots! Listen up, because I’m only going to say this once. I just watched The Inspection, a movie about a gay soldier who has to hide his sexuality from the homophobic military. It’s based on true events, so you know it’s not some fairy tale bullshit. It points out …

Ahoy, me hearties! Welcome to my review of The Last Voyage of the Demeter, a movie that claims to be the origin story of how Dracula came to England aboard a doomed ship. But before I begin, let us tell ye a secret: this movie and this review could be …

Art of Love is a film that tackles a taboo topic Sex toys and loneliness are the themes that it picks Adam and Eve are the leads who start off as foes But as they work together, their attraction grows The film has a progressive view and courage to explore …

# Captain’s Log: Last Sentinel ## Day 1: The Backstory We watched Last Sentinel today, a sci-fi thriller set in the year 2063, when climate change has flooded most of the Earth and left only two continents at war. The film follows a platoon of soldiers who are stationed on …

Falling for Figaro is a 2021 romantic comedy film written and directed by Ben Lewin, and starring Joanna Lumley, Danielle Macdonald and Hugh Skinner. It is now being released in German cinemas The film follows Millie, an American fund manager who quits her job and and later leaves her boyfriend …

Renfield is a 2023 comedy horror movie directed by Chris McKay and starring Nicholas Hoult, Nicolas Cage, Awkwafina, and Ben Schwartz. The movie is inspired by the character of Renfield from the 1897 novel Dracula by Bram Stoker. The movie tells the story of Renfield, a lawyer who becomes Dracula’s …

Sisu is a Finnish word that means stoic determination, grit, bravery, resilience, and hardiness. It is also the title of a 2022 historical action film written and directed by Jalmari Helander, who previously made Rare Exports and Big Game. The film is based on the plot of EA’s game Battlefield …

The only redeeming quality of this film is John Malkovich’s performance as Seneca. He delivers his lines with conviction and charisma, even when they are full of profanity and nonsense. He captures Seneca’s complex personality: his stoicism, his ambition, his loyalty, and his guilt. That is one of the only …