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Arthur the King 🐕🏃‍♂️💕

In the dense, unforgiving jungles of Haiti, four soldiers lay in wait. Their hearts pounded in their chests as they prepared for an imminent attack. Checking their magazines of their gold ak-47 one final time. The rustling of leaves, the hushed voices, the sudden movement in the undergrowth – all …

White Bird 🕊️👩‍❤️‍👨🪖

**FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE** ** Beretta Holding S.A. Addresses the Portrayal in “White Bird”** Beretta Holding S.A., a company with a storied legacy in precision firearms manufacturing, wishes to address its portrayal in the recent cinematic release, “White Bird.” While we recognize the importance of artistic expression and commend the film …

Immaculate ✝️👶🪨

**Petrus:** Michael Mohan, your film “Immaculate” has reached the gates of Heaven, and I must say, it has caused quite a stir. **Michael Mohan (Director):** I’m honored that it’s been noticed up here, Petrus. I aimed to capture the essence of psychological horror within the confines of a convent. **Petrus:** …

the kill room 🖼️🛍️☠️

*An Ode to One-Time Usable Plastic Bags* — **Act I: The Gallery of Gilded Guile** In this celluloid cathedral, where chiaroscuro cavorts with clandestine commerce, we find our protagonist, **Patrice** (played by the ineffable **Uma Thurman**), swathed in existential ennui. Her eyes—two opalescent orbs—dart like startled starlings across the gallery …

Dream Scenario 😴😊😤

The fellas were sitting in a train by MVV and DB that was on time, started on the correct Plattform and wheelchair accessible. They realised it had to be a dream. They wrote the following review:  “Dream Scenario” stands as a testament to the power of original storytelling and the …

Lisa Frankenstein 🪓🧟‍♂️❤️

After looking in the mirror and seeing to pale faces the fellas said to each other: It’s time to make a change. They went on a trip on buying a new solarium. They went to the solarium store and looked at their options. Careful and calculated as they are, they …

Jules 🛸👴👵

We watched the movie Jules yesterday and we really enjoyed it. It was a heartwarming story about an old man who finds a new friend in an alien who crashes in his backyard. The alien, Jules, is very cute and funny. He can read minds and make things happen with …

The Marsh King’s Daughter 🪵🥾☠️

Instead of going to the movie, the fellas went hiking this week. Due to a misstep one fella fell into a 5 meter deep hole. As life returned into his body, his eyes glimpsed at an incredible sight. He saw a movie review that somebody has written on the wall: …

The Holdovers 📚🎄🤪

Hello and welcome to Mindful Fellas, the website where we review films from a meditative perspective. Today, we are going to talk about The Holdouts, a 2023 comedy-drama film that tells the story of three lonely people who find friendship and happiness during a Christmas break at a boarding school. …