After looking in the mirror and seeing to pale faces the fellas said to each other: It’s time to make a change. They went on a trip on buying a new solarium. They went to the solarium store and looked at their options. Careful and calculated as they are, they read through the manual. In the newest model of “the life kiss” the last page read:
WARNING: THIS MOVIE MAY CAUSE SEVERE BURNS TO YOUR MIND AND SOUL
Lisa Frankenstein is not your typical horror movie. It is a masterpiece of creativity, humor, and art. It is not a simple ripoff of the Frankenstein story, but an almost perfect, new interpretation. The main actress is awesome, and you will never know what will happen next. The mother in law dies at the perfect time, and the movie is full of funny quips and jokes. You will also enjoy the references to other movies, such as Bride of Frankenstein, Young Frankenstein, and The Rocky Horror Picture Show. This movie is a creation of love and not a tool to make money. The art style is awesome, with colorful and quirky designs that match the tone of the movie.
However, this movie is not for the faint of heart. It contains scenes of gore, violence, and nudity that may shock and disturb some viewers. The piano scene is too cliche, and the lighting on the cemetery in the night is unrealistic. Too many light sources make it obvious that it is artificially lit and takes you out of the movie. This movie is so powerful and intense that it may cause severe burns to your mind and soul. Watch it at your own risk.
The fellas looked at each other since this looked more like a movie review then a warning label. They just assume the maker tested his invention for too long.
9/10