Instead of going to the movie, the fellas went hiking this week. Due to a misstep one fella fell into a 5 meter deep hole. As life returned into his body, his eyes glimpsed at an incredible sight. He saw a movie review that somebody has written on the wall:
I watched this movie with my daddy. He said it was a good movie for me to learn from. He said I should be grateful that he only puts me in the hole when I’m bad, and not all the time like the Marsh King did to his daughter. He said the Marsh King was a very bad man, and his daughter was lucky to escape.
I liked the movie at first. It was scary and exciting. I liked how the girl was brave and smart, and how she could do things in the woods that I couldn’t. I liked how the movie showed her memories of her daddy, and how he taught her things. I thought maybe he loved her, even though he was mean to her. I wondered if my daddy loved me, even though he hurts me.
I also liked how the movie used the camera and the sound to make me feel what the girl felt. Sometimes the camera was shaky and blurry, and sometimes it was still and clear. Sometimes the sound was loud and scary, and sometimes it was quiet and calm. It made me feel like I was there with the girl, and I could see and hear everything she did.
And I liked how the bad man who was the girl’s daddy was very good at being bad. He was scary and mean, and he made me hate him. He had a weird voice and a creepy smile, and he looked like he enjoyed hurting people. He was a good villain, and I wanted the girl to beat him.
But then the movie got boring and confusing. I didn’t like how the girl grew up and had a new family. I didn’t like how she lied to them and left them. I didn’t like how she chased after her daddy, even though he was bad. I didn’t like how the movie showed his side of the story, and made me feel sorry for him. I didn’t like how the girl killed him, and then said she forgave him. I didn’t understand why she did that.
I also didn’t like how the girl looked like the girl from Star Wars. I like Star Wars, but I don’t like when they use the same actors for different movies. It makes me confused and distracted. I kept thinking that the girl was Rey, and that she had a lightsaber and a spaceship. I think they should have used a different actor for the girl, or made her look different.
I think the movie was too long and too complicated. I think it should have been more simple and more scary. I think the girl should have stayed in the woods, or run away with someone else. I think the girl should have hated her daddy, and never looked back. I think the girl should have been more like me.
It was okay, but not great. I hope my daddy doesn’t make me watch it again or throw me down the hole.
6/10
We also asked a couple of deer and birds, they said: 2-5/10