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(Every) Monday we go and watch a movie that gets chosen for us. Since the public transport ride back isn't especially interesting we rate the movie for you. Enjoy:
Hey fellow truth-seekers, I just got back from watching “Fly Me to the Moon,” and let me tell you, this movie was a game-changer. For a while there, I was starting to doubt our cause, but this film rekindled my faith in the possibility of a faked moon landing. If …
**Narrator**: (Energetic and upbeat) Hey there, dream chasers! Want to unlock your true potential and become the strongest, most powerful version of yourself? Listen up! **[Sound of upbeat music, gym ambiance with weights clanking]** **Narrator**: Meet Lou, a middle-class girl who discovered the secret to ultimate strength and success: steroids …
Are spiders taking over your home? Do you need a reliable solution to keep them at bay? Discover the power of mothballs, as showcased in the thrilling 2024 horror film “Sting”! The Miracle of Mothballs in “Sting” In “Sting,” 12-year-old Charlotte, played by the exceptional Alyla Browne, finds herself facing …
Diary Entry: Apple Support Log #102219051623 Date: June 3, 2024Shift: MorningLocation: Illegal call Center in India acting as a sub-sub-subcontractor for Apple.Position: First-Level Technical Support 08:00 AM: Booted up my workstation and settled in for what I expected to be a routine day of solving connectivity issues and password resets. …
At the central station in Munich, the fellas found a passenger waiting for her S-Bahn. As she was not familiar with the German Transportation system she did not pack rations for the delay. She therefore died due to starvation. But the fellas found this note in her hand: Diary of …
**Letter to the Editor of Nature: Enhancing Character Depth in “The End We Start From”** Dear Editor, I am writing to propose a novel clinical application for the film “The End We Start From,” directed by Mahalia Belo. While the film excels in many areas, there is room for improvement …
Elizabeth: Hey Gracy, just watched โMay-Decemberโ. They really tried to capture the essence of your journey. Gracy: Did they, though? I mean, they made me look soโฆ not me. Iโm way hotter than that, and my body? Come on, itโs amazing. Elizabeth: I hear you. But the film does tackle …
The state sponsored hacking group fellas made an earth shattering discovery. While they were on the lookout for the next highly anticipated review they accidentally hacked the pc of Meg Ryan. They discovered a dark and shocking secret and dozens of unpaid plastic surgery bills. Her new movie was entirely …
**Incident Report: Review of “The Fall Guy”** *Reported by: Constable Fella, Sydney Harbour Coast Guard* — **Date of Incident(s):** April 29, 2024 **Location:** Sydney Harbour and Surrounding Maritime Areas — **Positive Infractions:** 1. **Stunt Execution Excellence:** The film crew of “The Fall Guy” demonstrated exceptional skill in stunt performance, adhering …
In the dense, unforgiving jungles of Haiti, four soldiers lay in wait. Their hearts pounded in their chests as they prepared for an imminent attack. Checking their magazines of their gold ak-47 one final time. The rustling of leaves, the hushed voices, the sudden movement in the undergrowth – all …