(Every) Monday we go and watch a movie that gets chosen for us. Since the public transport ride back isn't especially interesting we rate the movie for you. Enjoy:

Spoiler Alert 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🦀👻

Spoiler Alert is a film that tries to explore the life of Micheal, a man whose gay lover was diagnosed with terminal cancer, through different stylistic choices. The film switches between genres and formats, such as soap opera, documentary, and breaking the fourth wall, to show Michel’s relationship with his …

Evil dead rise 🩸🩸🩸

Evil Dead Rise is the fifth installment of the cult horror franchise that began with Sam Raimi’s The Evil Dead in 1981. The film, written and directed by Lee Cronin, follows two estranged sisters, Beth (Lily Sullivan) and Ellie (Alyssa Sutherland), who reunite in a cramped L.A apartment where Ellie …

Champions 🧠🇲🇽⛹️‍♂️

If you are looking for a family-friendly comedy with a touch of heart and humor, you might enjoy Champions, a film about a former minor-league basketball coach who is ordered by the court to manage a team of players with intellectual disabilities. He soon realizes that despite his doubts, together, …

The wale 🐋🍕😢

The Whale is an intimate play that explores the family drama of a man who is slowly killing himself while trying to solve the main conflicts of his life. Brendan Fraser delivers a stunning performance as a 272 kg man in a fat suit. The character first neglected his wife …

Cocaine bear 🐻 💊🩸

Cocain Bear is a film that claims to be based on true events, but it might as well be a fantasy. The film follows the aftermath of a drug smuggler’s plane crash in the woods, where a bear finds and consumes his stash of cocaine. The bear then goes on …

Seneca – On the Creation of Earthquakes 🏛🤡☠️

The only redeeming quality of this film is John Malkovich’s performance as Seneca. He delivers his lines with conviction and charisma, even when they are full of profanity and nonsense. He captures Seneca’s complex personality: his stoicism, his ambition, his loyalty, and his guilt. That is one of the only …

Inside (2023) 🚨😭⬆️

“Inside” is a 2023 psychological thriller starring Willem Dafoe that offers a tense and eerie atmosphere inside a New York apartment. The reviewers thin: Being trapped inside a New York apartment is like being advertised a trip to Botswana – both are unpleasant experiences that can cause anxiety, discomfort, and …

What’s love got to do with it 👰🏽‍♀️💍🎥

The movie follows a filmmaker as she takes on her newest project: “arranged marriages”. She follows her best friend and neighbour as he goes through to find love the traditional, Pakistani way. During the adventure, she falls into the differences of cultures, challenges her own view on love and her …

How to please a woman🧹🏡🫦

“How to Please a Woman” is a film about a middle-aged woman who rediscovers her sexuality and starts an escort service with special cleaning service. The movie offers a fresh and hilarious perspective on relationships and the journey of finding oneself. The film has a well-rounded cast of realistic and …