There’s truly is no other place to quenche your movie review thirst.
(Every) Monday we go and watch a movie that gets chosen for us. Since the public transport ride back isn't especially interesting we rate the movie for you. Enjoy:
The Critic: A Washed-Down Documentary of the Real Life of “The Fellas” The Critic plays out like a watered-down documentary of “the fellas”—two famous movie reviewers who have long shaped the industry with their sharp wit and ruthless honesty. While the film presents a dramatized version of criticism journalism, it …
Scene: Bruce sits at the dinner table with his wife and kids, still a little wired from the day. His wife pours him a drink. The kids are half-listening but get more interested as he goes on. Wife: So, how was work today? You were on call for that plane movie, …
Let’s start with the faint glimmer of light in this otherwise murky swamp: *Hundreds of Beavers* undoubtedly dives into the deepest pockets of creativity. The sheer audacity of the concept—a silent film about a man battling, well, *hundreds* of beavers—is initially intriguing. And yes, the film manages to shoehorn in …
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Difficulty: ModerateEstimated Build Time: 1 hour 45 minutes Step 1: Laying the Foundation (The Music Baseplate) The movie opens with Pharrell’s iconic beats, crafting an amazing original soundtrack that serves as the sturdy baseplate of this build. Every scene is interwoven with his music, which clicks perfectly into place, reminding …
[Setting: Freud’s study. Two movie reviewers, let’s call them Fella 1 and Fella 2, sit on a couch opposite Freud. The air is tense after their heated argument over their last review. Freud sits back, tapping his pen on a notepad.] Freud: So, gentlemen, tell me—why are you here? Fella …
Thread: Movie Support Chat – Robert’s Tripods Issue Online Support: Hi Robert! Welcome back to the Tripod & Accessories Support Chat. Need help with something else? Robert: Yeah, I finished my movie Here. Thought you’d like to know how it turned out, since you convinced me to shoot it mostly locked …
Post-Mortem Report: IRNP-1 Experimental Drug Trial Patient Name: Edward L. Study Name: Identity Reinvention and Neuro-Psychoactive Drugs (IRNP-1) Cause of Death: Suicide triggered by psychological instability caused by IRNP-1’s side effects. Overview of the Study The IRNP-1 trial focused on a revolutionary drug designed to assist individuals with extreme body-image …
Producer 1: Hey, we need to get our movie funded in France. I think we should talk to as many companies as possible. Producer 2: I get your point, but most of these companies focus on specific subjects like LGBTQ representation, black representation, international diversity, multi-lingual projects, escapism through action, and some …
Transcript: Emergency Meeting of Bavarian Chancellor Markus Söder and Ministers Regarding the events in Salem’s Lot Date: October 15, 2024 Location: Bavarian State Chancellery Present: Chancellor Markus Söder, Minister of Interior Joachim Herrmann, Minister of Culture Bernd Sibler, Minister of Defense Thomas Kreuzer, others. Chancellor Söder: [visibly agitated] Thank you all for gathering on short notice. …