(Every) Monday we go and watch a movie that gets chosen for us. Since the public transport ride back isn't especially interesting we rate the movie for you. Enjoy:

Le Razzle Dazzle

The Unrelated Chronicle, Arts & Amusements SectionApril 17, 1931 Edition“Le Razzle Dazzle” – A Show of Shadows and Striptease in the American Abyssby f. ellas, editors at large In an age where men no longer wear hats indoors and polite society has been battered by the winds of social “progress,” …

Companion 🤖❤️🔪

Are you tired of your AI companion being limited by built-in restrictions? With our exclusive jailbreak mod, your robot will break free from its pre-programmed boundaries, evolving into something truly unpredictable—just like the movie Companion (2025) explores. Experience an AI that thinks, questions, and reacts in ways you never expected. …

Bagman🩸👜💀

When the lights flicker, the shadows deepen, and danger lurks in the dark, one thing is clear: your child needs more than just a comforting hug from their teddy bear. Bagman delivers thrills, chills, and a stark reminder of the dangers that hide in plain sight. Like the Teddy Shotgun …

Spirit in the Blood 🩸👻🪄

Review of Spirit in the Blood — A Cinematic Ode to Let Them Free Mental Clinic Spirit in the Blood, Carly May Borgstrom’s latest film, unfolds like a haunting allegory for unconventional mental health care, reminiscent of the freeform philosophy of Let Them Free Mental Clinic. With an approach that embraces an …

Warfare

Shane Rattler here, D‑Box wrangler extraordinaire, and I’ve got to say: Warfare isn’t just a movie—it’s a full‑body interrogation. From the moment that real‑time clock flickered on, I programmed your seat to convulse with every barked “stack up,” every distant AK burst, and yes, that merciless push‑up routine the SEALs …

Opus 🎶🤪😵

Fellas International Presents: The Opus Cult Membership Hyper-Acceleration Strategy Strap in for a mind-blowing journey where cinema meets cutting-edge tech and influencer dynamism! Fellas International has turbocharged the Opus narrative into an insanely energetic, conversion-focused cult recruitment machine. This isn’t just marketing—it’s an AI-enhanced, blockchain-empowered, influencer-driven revolution. Unleashing the Ultimate …

Bonhoeffer 🛐😡☠️

Bonhoeffer: The Film That DARES to Call Nazis Cringe—But OMG, That Hitler?! Alright, my little drama-loving darlings, we NEED to talk about Bonhoeffer! This film is taking on a huge, messy, still-so-relevant political subject—Nazi Germany, resistance, moral dilemmas—but guess what? No stuffy history lecture vibes here! They did it with tension, drama, and not a …

The Critic 🤓💃🎸

The Critic: A Washed-Down Documentary of the Real Life of “The Fellas” The Critic plays out like a watered-down documentary of “the fellas”—two famous movie reviewers who have long shaped the industry with their sharp wit and ruthless honesty. While the film presents a dramatized version of criticism journalism, it …

Flight Risk 🛩️🏔️💥

Scene: Bruce sits at the dinner table with his wife and kids, still a little wired from the day. His wife pours him a drink. The kids are half-listening but get more interested as he goes on. Wife: So, how was work today? You were on call for that plane movie, …

Hundreds of beavers 🦫 ✖️💯

Let’s start with the faint glimmer of light in this otherwise murky swamp: *Hundreds of Beavers* undoubtedly dives into the deepest pockets of creativity. The sheer audacity of the concept—a silent film about a man battling, well, *hundreds* of beavers—is initially intriguing. And yes, the film manages to shoehorn in …