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Gagarine 🏚️🚀💣

**Building Code Inspection Report** **Inspector:** Jane D. House, Certified Building Code Inspector   **Date:** 03.08.2024 — **Property Address:** Cité Gagarine   **Occupant:** Youri ### Inspection Overview: This inspection evaluates the current state of the Cité Gagarine housing project and the modifications made by the occupant, Youri. The report highlights both compliance and …

The dead don’t hurt 🤠😵❤️

(Scene: A dusty courtroom in the heart of the Wild West. Cowboys and townsfolk fill the gallery, eagerly anticipating the trial of “The Dead Don’t Hurt.” The judge, a grizzled old man with a six-shooter on his hip, bangs his gavel.) **Judge**: Order! Order in the court! We’ll have this …

To the moon 🌙 🤥🤯

Hey fellow truth-seekers, I just got back from watching “Fly Me to the Moon,” and let me tell you, this movie was a game-changer. For a while there, I was starting to doubt our cause, but this film rekindled my faith in the possibility of a faked moon landing. If …

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Love Lies Bleeding ❤️🤥🩸

**Narrator**: (Energetic and upbeat) Hey there, dream chasers! Want to unlock your true potential and become the strongest, most powerful version of yourself? Listen up! **[Sound of upbeat music, gym ambiance with weights clanking]** **Narrator**: Meet Lou, a middle-class girl who discovered the secret to ultimate strength and success: steroids …

Sting 🛸🕷️🦜

Are spiders taking over your home? Do you need a reliable solution to keep them at bay? Discover the power of mothballs, as showcased in the thrilling 2024 horror film “Sting”! The Miracle of Mothballs in “Sting” In “Sting,” 12-year-old Charlotte, played by the exceptional Alyla Browne, finds herself facing …

Problemista 🖼️🥚🥶

Diary Entry: Apple Support Log #102219051623 Date: June 3, 2024Shift: MorningLocation: Illegal call Center in India acting as a sub-sub-subcontractor for Apple.Position: First-Level Technical Support 08:00 AM: Booted up my workstation and settled in for what I expected to be a routine day of solving connectivity issues and password resets. …

Late night with the devil ⏰🌚👹

At the central station in Munich, the fellas found a passenger waiting for her S-Bahn. As she was not familiar with the German Transportation system she did not pack rations for the delay. She therefore died due to starvation. But the fellas found this note in her hand: Diary of …

The end we start from 💦🌊🛁

**Letter to the Editor of Nature: Enhancing Character Depth in “The End We Start From”** Dear Editor, I am writing to propose a novel clinical application for the film “The End We Start From,” directed by Mahalia Belo. While the film excels in many areas, there is room for improvement …

May December 👵👶❤️

Elizabeth: Hey Gracy, just watched “May-December”. They really tried to capture the essence of your journey. Gracy: Did they, though? I mean, they made me look so… not me. I’m way hotter than that, and my body? Come on, it’s amazing. Elizabeth: I hear you. But the film does tackle …

What happens later 💤😴🛌

The state sponsored hacking group fellas made an earth shattering discovery. While they were on the lookout for the next highly anticipated review they accidentally hacked the pc of Meg Ryan. They discovered a dark and shocking secret and dozens of unpaid plastic surgery bills. Her new movie was entirely …