Hey everyone! Oh boy, what a roller-coaster ride we took last night with “Bodies Bodies Bodies,” eh? It’s like we all got trapped in a wildly verbose murder mystery WhatsApp chain, right!
Bee, our Eastern European firecracker, and her posh crew, gave “clueless” a whole new meaning as they stumbled, bumbled, and tumbled their way through a stormy “hurricane party” that wouldn’t look out of place in a Cubist Picasso painting. Shout out to Sophie, David and Co’s Juventus-esque ensemble game. They were like, the United Nations of chaos! ๐๐
Now, our merry band of party-goers were just like us last night post-midnight, excellently clueless and accusing each other left and right, fair play they did it dramatically under their stormy disco globe (a.k.a. mansion living room). The camaraderie and fighting dynamics between friends was like watching kittens playing with a cucumber, truly meme-worthy stuff! ๐น
And oh, the setting! A mansion with parents conveniently M.I.A, I mean, talk about the perfect pad for a cataclysmic party! Add some blaring, energetic tunage that
got even my geranium dancing, and you’ve got yourself party central western hemisphere! ๐บ
But hey, it wasn’t all rainbows and unicorns. Their unity transformed into “the blame game” faster than Kanye changes his name. And talk about a storyline! An infant could’ve cooked up something more complex, amirite? It was like whatever mad mix of drinks we were having last night, only making sense to the inebriated. ๐ป
Now, let’s not forget the cream on this clumsy cake, the plot twist! It had a sting more shocking than stepping on a Lego. No spoilers here, but turns out everyone was as innocent as a cat who just knocked over a priceless vase. Yes guys, it was all a grand whomping accident!!! Talk about your classic “Oopsie Daisy with Champagne and a TikTok!” ๐พ๐ฑ
Well, it’s time for me to call an Uber home from our own hurricane party, but let’s do this again soon, yeah? Next time, let’s just keep the games to Cards Against Humanity and the drama to a minimum, not like our movie friends here who turned a child’s game into ‘CSI: Mansion’. Toodles! ๐๐๐
So, on a scale from 1-10, where 1 is “can’t bear to watch” and 10 is “this is the movie equivalency of the slice of pizza you find the morning after,” I’d give “Bodies Bodies Bodies” a semi-hungover 7! Because despite its simplicity, it delivers an epic friendly fire fiasco that’s more entertaining than Uncle Bob at family karaoke night.
P.S. Don’t forget to hydrate! Beans on toast can only absorb so much of last night. ๐๐ง๐
7/10