(Every) Monday we go and watch a movie that gets chosen for us. Since the public transport ride back isn't especially interesting we rate the movie for you. Enjoy:

Emilia Pérez

Producer 1: Hey, we need to get our movie funded in France. I think we should talk to as many companies as possible. Producer 2: I get your point, but most of these companies focus on specific subjects like LGBTQ representation, black representation, international diversity, multi-lingual projects, escapism through action, and some …

Salem’s Lot 👩‍⚖️🩸🧛‍

Transcript: Emergency Meeting of Bavarian Chancellor Markus Söder and Ministers Regarding the events in Salem’s Lot Date: October 15, 2024 Location: Bavarian State Chancellery Present: Chancellor Markus Söder, Minister of Interior Joachim Herrmann, Minister of Culture Bernd Sibler, Minister of Defense Thomas Kreuzer, others. Chancellor Söder: [visibly agitated] Thank you all for gathering on short notice. …

The room next door

Welcome, esteemed guests, to “The Room Next Door,” your premier retreat for an unforgettable and deeply contemplative escape. Nestled in the heart of the majestic woods, this sprawling mansion is the ultimate destination for those seeking an intimate, emotionally charged experience. Here’s why you’ll fall in love with this hauntingly …

Memory (second viewing) 🧠❌❌

Michel Franco’s “Memory” returns with some notable changes, offering a more streamlined yet still emotionally charged experience. While the film retains its core strengths, it also introduces new elements that both enhance and complicate the narrative. ### Refined Storytelling The revised version of “Memory” addresses one of the main criticisms …

Memory 👩‍❤️‍👨🧠❌

Review of Memory (2023) Memory (1967) is a quiet, thoughtful movie about two people who meet and help each other heal. The movie moves slowly, letting you take your time to look at everything on the screen. It is about a woman named Sylvia and a man named Saul. Both …

A little something extra 🤤💵❤️

### *Courtroom Review of “A Little Something Extra”* **Case Summary: A Cinematic Trial of Wit and Warmth** As I sat in the gallery of the makeshift courtroom that concluded *A Little Something Extra*, it became clear that the film was on trial just as much as its protagonists, Lucien and …

Schirkoa 📦📉🚮

Schirkoa: The Cinematic Experience as a PS3 Game Tutorial Welcome, Player! You’re about to dive into the mysterious world of Schirkoa—a dystopian city where characters wear paper bags over their heads and the story twists in ways you can’t predict. Think of this review as your in-game tutorial for setting …

Micha denkt groß 🐘💦🤬

As Nestlé introduces its innovative Plasma Pumps, designed to bypass public utilities during times of water scarcity, the release of the German film Micha denkt Groß feels particularly timely. The movie, much like Nestlé’s latest technological advancement, tackles the complex and increasingly relevant issue of water consumption with creativity and …

Gagarine 🏚️🚀💣

**Building Code Inspection Report** **Inspector:** Jane D. House, Certified Building Code Inspector   **Date:** 03.08.2024 — **Property Address:** Cité Gagarine   **Occupant:** Youri ### Inspection Overview: This inspection evaluates the current state of the Cité Gagarine housing project and the modifications made by the occupant, Youri. The report highlights both compliance and …

The dead don’t hurt 🤠😵❤️

(Scene: A dusty courtroom in the heart of the Wild West. Cowboys and townsfolk fill the gallery, eagerly anticipating the trial of “The Dead Don’t Hurt.” The judge, a grizzled old man with a six-shooter on his hip, bangs his gavel.) **Judge**: Order! Order in the court! We’ll have this …